Recent "Secret Pants" Stuff

Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock's cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; she's a witch.

Sources say that Goody Parsons was seen dancing with Tituba and the other village girls in praise of the dark Lord. Is Goodie Parsons a witch? We report, you decide.

See The Glass Menagerie performed by a lively cast of dead prostitutes. Critics called it "riveting" and "nauseating."

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You'll make fucking millions, I swear!

Wii gets a little southern charm.

Remarkably, this still makes more sense than normal Mentos commercials.

They're lucky it couldn't get any speed.

Secret Pants hit the streets to find out how much ordinary people know about our nation's greatest patriot, Batman.