Recent "Secret Pants" Stuff

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Decision 1649 video Decision 1649

Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock's cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; she's a witch.

| 10 comments | November 03, 2009
Decision 1649, Part Two video Decision 1649, Part Two

Sources say that Goody Parsons was seen dancing with Tituba and the other village girls in praise of the dark Lord. Is Goodie Parsons a witch? We report, you decide.

| 3 comments | October 29, 2009
Dead Hooker Theater: The Glass Menagerie video Dead Hooker Theater: The Glass Menagerie

See The Glass Menagerie performed by a lively cast of dead prostitutes. Critics called it "riveting" and "nauseating."

| 28 comments | April 22, 2009
The Chattel System video The Chattel System

You'll make fucking millions, I swear!

| 2 comments | April 21, 2009
Nintendo Y'all video Nintendo Y'all

Wii gets a little southern charm.

| 66 comments | September 12, 2008
Mentos video Mentos

Remarkably, this still makes more sense than normal Mentos commercials.

| 25 comments | August 06, 2008
Car Trouble video Car Trouble

They're lucky it couldn't get any speed.

| 41 comments | July 30, 2008
Bush or Batman? video Bush or Batman?

Secret Pants hit the streets to find out how much ordinary people know about our nation's greatest patriot, Batman.

| 121 comments | July 28, 2008