Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
He also would've accepted the kitchen floor or the laundry room.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
When she's not sporting high heels I guarantee you she's rocking some incredibly useful toning shoes.
With such a stiff market, it's no wonder.
Don't let the sleek ride fool you.
Her dad replied "LOL, it's fine. Could use some tending to by your mother LOL."
Do not shake. It's far too sensitive after creaming.
They make sex sound perty.
Now there's an original sin for yah!
From the author of Golden Showers.
Surely a moment he'll never forget, because he now has herpes.
What did you expect from a publisher that named itself "Touch 'n' Go"?
The secret ingredient to all those delicious cookies was staring at us the entire time!
Have a Super Sonic Day!
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