Santa Claus.
Kris Kringle.
Saint Nick.

Whatever you call the tubby, old man in the sleigh, one thing remains constant: He's kinda hot. Every time the Christmas season rolls around, guys like me have to compete with Santa while the ladies fall head over heels for him. Not quite following me? Well, here's 10 reasons why the ancient elf of yuletide is one of the steamiest dudes around.

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Babe / Vixen / Sexy Thing

You are a toy for my sexual gratification. I will pretend to care about you with enough effort that you'll stay around. You like it because even though it sexually objectifies you, you tell yourself I find you physically attractive and will most likely not leave you because of my raw animal lust for you.

"How are you babe?"

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Girls

15. Glasses

Good news for everyone who's just been sitting and waiting for their vision impairment to pay off: this is your time.

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

1. Swim to Spain.
2. Swim to Australia.
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