Who's in tears now?
That ink woman is old enough to be her mother.
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
They all have a new GOOOOOOOAL.
It's not the size of the dog, but how much he knows about lactic acid buildup.
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
It's never too early to talk to your kids about marketing.
Good luck with that, her ex obviously rocked her world.
You should see how she hails a cab.
Wait until they find out he's not Rich, the Abercrombie model he told them he was.
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
The major penalties involve hot grease.
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Let the adventure begin.
In other news, every 13-year-old in town just fell on their tailbone.
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
"Let me show you my moo-face."
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
If you can't hold her, you might as well hold for her.
He knows that if he ruins enough of these pictures, he'll get a bunch of new feline friends.
Well, at least "material" for later.
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.