"Sexy" Video (Page 2)

In his defense, how do we know he wasn't just accepting Jesus Christ as his lord and savior?

If these clothes are so "divine," maybe you shouldn't refer to them as "rags."

From mafaism

It's not the size of the wallet, it's how you use it.

"Hey sweet cheeks, let's Michael J. fornicate."

Impossible to watch without sliding your sunglasses down and high-fiving a buddy.

Is that a joystick in your invisible pocket or are you happy to see me?

Don't worry about it, there's plenty of discarded toys in the sea.

From Thamesshark

He really has no excuse, he should know more than anyone that people watch Internet videos.

From Antoine Dodson

So that's why millionaires buy houses.

He's too saxy for these places. Too saxy for these places. So saxy it hurts.

Grandmas are good for two things: eye candy, and real candy.

From the Super Bowl... Zero calories, zero witnesses.

This makes me want to get into a horrible accident.

In Spain, registering to vote is considered foreplay.

You can see EVERYTHING.

At least twice as sexy as the sexiest thing Jay Leno has done, which isn't much of an accomplishment.

Based on extensive research, we weren't allowed to conduct.

The last time I was this turned on by a guy in a bee suit, I was asked to never return to Wisconsin.

The sexiest choking this side of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

It's even better with the volume off, then you don't have to learn CPR!