Most pirates carved the word "ARRR!" into their forehead.
"He stayed like that for 3 hours."
Hopefully, he noticed the next morning.
"Heiled all over himself two hours later."
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"The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."
Farva in college.
"It looks like ET hiding in the closet."

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