Except this one. This one is okay.
Good thing they had their children declawed before this.
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.
Rope is nothing to joke about.
To be fair, he was wearing the same shirt for the five years straight.
Note: do not use live alligator.
Tastes like sweat.
Oh, I can't choose a favorite; let's adopt them all!
Someone is bad at either geography or sewing.
Sunglasses that lift and separate.
That's got to be the slowest moving game of polo.
"Fudge the police. That's right, I said 'fudge.'"
It's okay, he can write on it--he has like 300 of them back home in his "t-shirts about me" drawer.
The Colbert Bump within a bump, within a bump, within a bump...
The mega collar does not pop. The mega collar pops you.
That's not a heart, it's a really torn up an -- on second thought, it is a heart.
Please, please, please don't pause at 99%.