Picture "I'm sure you've gotten plenty of submissions with the so called world's ugliest dog, but has anyone pointed out the dog's resemblance to actor, Steve Buscemi?"
Picture This caption is kind of funny, but when you put it right next to a dangerously unfunny caption, it looks fat.
Picture "John Kruk's twin." For younger CH readers who don't know, John Kruk was the ugliest man in baseball until Randy Johnson
Picture The over/under on Lindsay Lohan going to rehab: three months. Place your bets. 12 days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Picture Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.