Picture Hey, sometimes even children need to relax! Which is why they give them blunt scissors for arts & crafts.
Picture That's a piece of paper taped over a sign that reads: Trespassers will be shot, then mauled by pack of wild, rabid dogs.
Picture He strikes again! Though he did leave an incriminating trail of a sugary red liquid in Dixie cups every 20 feet.
Picture Although, ironically enough, they are one of literally dozens of Fortune 500 companies that sell lemonade stands.
Picture They'll need an "Introduction to Telephones" class if they really want people to preregister.
Picture Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.