Ho! Ho! House for lease.
It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
Fun for kids of all ages!
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
Basic Keynesian economics.
The Museum of Household Appliances must be getting desperate.
The owners of this business all have mothers with broken backs.
Buy a pizza, open the gates to Hell.
Until you get addicted to pasta. Then switch back to drugs.
Ugh, no one buys the railroads.
And fun wins every time.
The world's preeminent blue ball scholar.
The subliminal advertising hasn't been working, so why don't we just go all out.
I bet it's splendid.
But then who's' going to tell you not to be told what to do?
Of course, makes sense.
That's what you get for being old, you old man!
Finally, an explanation for why I'm so attractive.
This ain't your grandma's bingo.
If you want to let your sheep off the lead, go to one of those hip sheep parks.
It's your lucky day.
Yopportunity comes once in a lifetime.