Come for the kittens, stay because you're locked in the basement.
Jesus was at the supermarket
"Everybody Blue Raymond" "There's gotta be a better way of saying that."
According to this elevator, it's a miracle!
Expect abdominal pains for the next 2 - 18 km.
All fish were caught using master bait.
Polly onna cracker?
The real liquid lunch.
Look, you can go right, you just can't GO right. Get it?
Don't you think that's a little pricy for anus?
Not a perfect translation, but I like it.
We must be getting close to Oz.
This freezer blew up two buses and a mini mart. This freezer is off the force.
Now entering the really bad part of town.
I have one rule in this house. Some say it's a weird rule, but it works for me.
But... But he left his shoes on!
I'm sorry, I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find the room.
When in doubt, go for the high five.
Got kids? We cover that too.
When you desperately need to feel like a princess.
Dinosaurs hate being licked.
Good question. Wait... what?
I'll be a grandmother whether you like it or not!