The worst part is that we know these people are reproducing.
Can I trade in this shlemiel for a shlemazel?
This is discriminating against never-nudes.
Well, if the sign says so.
"Damn the man. Challenge Authority" - Small Dogs
A choice for both drivers and the sexually active.
The duck uprising begins.
If you think this will get me to stop eating them, you're dead wrong.
It's no use, he ain't talkin'. And he also ain't got a fully developed idea of object permanence.
This salad tastes funny.
This legal precedent was established in the court case of Smelt It v. Dealt It.
Ugh, I am so tired of the government telling me to kill children.
Only $10 for the saddest party in the world? How can I pass that up?
This guy has a solid business model.
"Hey Y'All, watch me play safely and respectfully"
Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents that hate authority.
Okay... Thanks for telling me.
Let's not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.
Hey, I wanted pancakes! The only thing in here is cultural understanding and broadened horizons!
"Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?"
Ain't nothin' to shuck with.
Now would be a good time to run.
Damn, I was looking for boring fish.
Yep, just gonna go down to the glory hole and get on my knees. To pray.