"Hey y'all watch this...I'm putting safety first!"
All the bikes were taken at the gym.
Forget TV commercials, just focus on point of sale!
Someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't understand the definition of "meta".
Wow, it's like they want us to use our legs or something crappy like that.
Only 20% off? Really?
Like a boss.
A pawfer you can't refuse.
You learn the best by doing.
Door to door burrito salesman is a pretty lucrative job right now.
On second thought, maybe you should give it a try.
Get the Meeluv Yulong Tym special.
This country needs to take the farts more seriously.
They also make life vests, if you're interested.
Just around the corner from Missed-Period Bend.
Don't fall for the two-for-one deal, it's a ripoff.
If you fail to comply, you will be required to participate in a series of five intensive child-training seminars.
L'chaim lo mein.
His bed-side manner is gruff but respectful.
While you're at it, why not spend a night there?
Ridiculous that a store would infringe on customers' rights like that.
Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.
All in the Christmas spirit.