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February 19, 2011
Now I know what Jay-Z sees in him.
May 13, 2010
If I was their parent, I wouldn't let them have moves like that until they were at least 16.
March 31, 2010
He already regrets getting married before turning 2.
September 22, 2009
If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.
August 20, 2009
If you liked it then you should have put a nipple ring on it.
July 6, 2009
Now she'll be single forever.