Q: What did Stephanie Tanner say to the strip club bouncer? A: How nude?!
It's always been my dream to own a bar. For one night, I lived that dream.
Sir, you're melting all over the place. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Farewell snow bars, hello sand penises!
The coolest bar in town.
You have to be drunk to stay outside, so it's kind of the perfect idea.
The season's first snow bar.