"Snow Penis" Stuff

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picture Is this any weirder than regular snow penises? Basically, yes.

picture No two snow penises are exactly alike.

picture So many inches... of snow.

There's only one way to get him to move up.

picture There's only one way to get him to move up.

You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old?

picture You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old?

Ice runs through his veins.

picture Ice runs through his veins.

"I built it on a Wednesday, and preserved it until sat. when he got home."

picture "I built it on a Wednesday, and preserved it until sat. when he got home."

Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.

picture Sir, if you do not respond soon we will be left with no choice but to open fire.

Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves.

picture Let's see if women like it. If they do, we'll try it ourselves.

"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."

picture "We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."

"There is a car under there, somewhere."

picture "There is a car under there, somewhere."

To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.

picture To give you an idea of scale, that's the tallest tree in the world.

Suggestion for future 13 foot snow penis submissions - put someone next to it so we can get a sense of scale. Preferably a naked girl who doesn't mind getting sick.

picture Suggestion for future 13 foot snow penis submissions - put someone next to it so we can get a sense of scale. Preferably a naked girl who doesn't mind getting sick.

Frosty the Snowman is a dick.

picture Frosty the Snowman is a dick.

Building it in the bed of the truck is a great idea. The roads are empty so you can drive around honking the horn.

picture Building it in the bed of the truck is a great idea. The roads are empty so you can drive around honking the horn.

Then the sun came out. It totally killed the mood.

picture Then the sun came out. It totally killed the mood.

We put a magical hat on it, and it came to life.

picture We put a magical hat on it, and it came to life.

Why are all snow penii circumcised? Are all snowmen Jewish?

picture Why are all snow penii circumcised? Are all snowmen Jewish?

The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.

picture The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.

Get me my pipe!

picture Get me my pipe!

Unfortunately when it gets hot and excited it just melts.

picture Unfortunately when it gets hot and excited it just melts.

Snow penis? S'no problem.

picture Snow penis? S'no problem.

Snow chicks with snow dicks.

picture Snow chicks with snow dicks.

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