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You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old?
There's only one way to get him to move up.
Because it's not gay as long as you own it.
They still don't know why the neighbors got all upset at a 14 foot tall totem pole.
A monument to the winter. Standing tall and strong.
Unfortunately when it gets hot and excited it just melts.
Getting plowed! And not in the good way.
I'd imagine there'd be more shrivel action, but maybe that's just me.
"No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out."
Buy the stretchy trash bags for Her Pleasure.
And you thought T.A. stood for "tiny asian." Boy were you wrong.
They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies.
There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street.
Good length. A fine girth. Nice form. I give it a 7, 7.5 out of 10.
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