Picture You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old?
Picture "No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out."
Picture They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies.
Picture If there was a plaque dedicating this to the quad it'd read: The Big Veiny Triumphant Bastard.
Picture There's even a thin canal running down the middle that you can pour baking soda and vinegar in. You know, for the full wintry effect.