Tag: Snow Penis

Big Dick On Campus Picture Big Dick On Campus
You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old? Picture You think they'd be tempted to make it bigger if the snow was dirtied up from being a couple days old?
There's only one way to get him to move up. Picture There's only one way to get him to move up.
Because it's not gay as long as you own it. Picture Because it's not gay as long as you own it.
They still don't know why the neighbors got all upset at a 14 foot tall totem pole. Picture They still don't know why the neighbors got all upset at a 14 foot tall totem pole.
A monument to the winter. Standing tall and strong. Picture A monument to the winter. Standing tall and strong.
Unfortunately when it gets hot and excited it just melts. Picture Unfortunately when it gets hot and excited it just melts.
Getting plowed! And not in the good way. Picture Getting plowed! And not in the good way.
I'd imagine there'd be more shrivel action, but maybe that's just me. Picture I'd imagine there'd be more shrivel action, but maybe that's just me.
"No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out." Picture "No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out."
Buy the stretchy trash bags for Her Pleasure. Picture Buy the stretchy trash bags for Her Pleasure.
And you thought T.A. stood for "tiny asian." Boy were you wrong. Picture And you thought T.A. stood for "tiny asian." Boy were you wrong.
They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies. Picture They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies.
There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street. Picture There must have been a smoking hot snow vagina across the street.
Good length. A fine girth. Nice form. I give it a 7, 7.5 out of 10. Picture Good length. A fine girth. Nice form. I give it a 7, 7.5 out of 10.
I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't build totem poles. Picture I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't build totem poles.
People can rent this for $5 an hour. They usually put it on someone else's lawn though. Picture People can rent this for $5 an hour. They usually put it on someone else's lawn though.
Someone needs to call the slutty snow vagina ASAP! Picture Someone needs to call the slutty snow vagina ASAP!
I think Ford is compensating for something. Picture I think Ford is compensating for something.
If there was a plaque dedicating this to the quad it'd read: The Big Veiny Triumphant Bastard. Picture If there was a plaque dedicating this to the quad it'd read: The Big Veiny Triumphant Bastard.
There's even a thin canal running down the middle that you can pour baking soda and vinegar in. You know, for the full wintry effect. Picture There's even a thin canal running down the middle that you can pour baking soda and vinegar in. You know, for the full wintry effect.
So many inches... of snow. Picture So many inches... of snow.
Nothing like a little phallic phun, pholks! Picture Nothing like a little phallic phun, pholks!
That's the closest a penis has ever come to a Saturn. Picture That's the closest a penis has ever come to a Saturn.