Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    Just clearing out some room to sleep.
    "On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."
    Where did we put that gigantic snow bottle opener?
    Just a hallway in the greatest snow fort of all time.
    'Bitching' or 'BITCHIN'!!'
    "Yes, it works."
    I always hated the snow levels.

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