snow

Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.

    This is hour 2 of a big snow storm.
    This weather really shafts us.
    That's actually not Jabba. It's Sally Struthers.
    Too fast, Too frozen
    You shovelers need a kick in the ass
    New Ski Warnings
    How d'ya like dem apples?
    "500 channels and all I can get is snow."
    So many inches... of snow.
    It may not look big, but that's 6 football fields long.
    Cecil Fielder is frozen in the middle of that.

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