"Soccer" Video

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Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.

What the English Goalie Was Thinking Originals video What the English Goalie Was Thinking
The Best Penalty Kick video The Best Penalty Kick
Amazing Soccer Shots video Amazing Soccer Shots
Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans video Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans

They don't flip cars or burn anything to the ground without first obtaining full written consent from the owner.

| 7 comments | December 29, 2011
Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team video Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team

He couldn't do that again if he tried--because both of his legs have been broken by teammates.

| 2 comments | December 20, 2011
MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball video MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball

No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.

| 7 comments | November 08, 2011
Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer video Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer

You know what they say: Practice, practice, chase a ball onto the field.

| 5 comments | October 30, 2011
Soccer Lion video Soccer Lion

He dreams of someday eating the next Pele.

From barcroftmedia

| 14 comments | October 28, 2011
There is No Escape from Soccer Ball video There is No Escape from Soccer Ball

That's what he gets for insisting on calling it "futbol."

| 5 comments | October 28, 2011
Soccer Player Controls Crowd video Soccer Player Controls Crowd

And I thought controlling my own bowels was impressive.

| 8 comments | October 17, 2011
Ridiculous Soccer Goal video Ridiculous Soccer Goal

How ridiculous? Well, you just watched soccer. THAT's how ridiculous.

| 14 comments | October 05, 2011
Fat Guy Pops Soccer Ball with his Butt video Fat Guy Pops Soccer Ball with his Butt

This happened immediately after he finished a speech denouncing fat stereotypes.

| 11 comments | October 04, 2011
Soccer Ref Takes A Dive video Soccer Ref Takes A Dive

Those who can't play, ref, those who can't ref, still ref.

| 11 comments | September 30, 2011
Soccer Player's Sweating is Out of Control video Soccer Player's Sweating is Out of Control

In his defense, the press conference is also a police interrogation.

| 19 comments | September 26, 2011
Goalie Scores Awesome Goal Against Self video Goalie Scores Awesome Goal Against Self

While it is physically possible to play soccer with your eyes closed, it's not really a good idea.

From mnutubemnu

| 8 comments | September 21, 2011
Goalie Does the Opposite of his Job video Goalie Does the Opposite of his Job

In sports where what he did is desirable, we call that a slam dunk.

| 7 comments | September 15, 2011
The Worst Penalty Kick video The Worst Penalty Kick

They have him right where they want him. On the ground.

| 20 comments | September 08, 2011
Squirrel Wants to Play Professional Women's Soccer video Squirrel Wants to Play Professional Women's Soccer

After being kicked out of the men's league for gambling, he had no choice but to dress up like a female squirrel and try his luck.

| 16 comments | August 31, 2011
Unbeatable Robot Goalie video Unbeatable Robot Goalie

He's revolutionizing the way you ignore soccer.

| 15 comments | August 17, 2011
Pro Soccer Team vs. 109 Children video Pro Soccer Team vs. 109 Children

Man, think of all the orange slices they must've gone through.

| 11 comments | August 09, 2011
Terrible Soccer Dive video Terrible Soccer Dive

Welp, that settles it, the field is haunted. No more soccer, everybody!

| 25 comments | August 08, 2011
Soccer Trick Shot Fail video Soccer Trick Shot Fail

He's lucky. This prevented him from being traded to one of those countries that kills soccer players for mistakes like this.

| 32 comments | July 27, 2011
Kung Fu Soccer Volleyball video Kung Fu Soccer Volleyball

What a wacky sport. They should call it "football."

| 21 comments | July 20, 2011