Though it may not be America’s pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don’t care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.
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John Cleese Hates Football
The only thing he hates more is valid arguments.
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Sick Lazer Soccer Goal
Soccer players are such fakers.
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Insane Backflip Soccer Goal
To celebrate, he headed home to knock off his math homework and go to sleep.
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FIFA 2012 Hump Goal Glitch
It's too bad there isn't a glitch that provides love and emotional support, or you'd never need a girlfriend.
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Epic Trolling by Turkish Soccer Fans
You should see what they do once the game starts.
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Rowdy Fans End Polish Kids Soccer Match
"Dad, you're embarrassing me--and probably going to burn the place down."
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Worst Soccer Miss of the Year
It's too bad he doesn't play for America, because then it wouldn't be such a big deal.
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Polite Japanese Soccer Hooligans
They don't flip cars or burn anything to the ground without first obtaining full written consent from the owner.
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Amazing Goal Scored on Own Team
He couldn't do that again if he tried--because both of his legs have been broken by teammates.
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MLS Player Nearly Beheads Woman With Soccer Ball
No wonder most people don't go to MLS games, the players are terrible.
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Dog Wants to Play Professional Soccer
You know what they say: Practice, practice, chase a ball onto the field.
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Soccer Lion
He dreams of someday eating the next Pele.
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There is No Escape from Soccer Ball
That's what he gets for insisting on calling it "futbol."
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Soccer Player Controls Crowd
And I thought controlling my own bowels was impressive.
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Ridiculous Soccer Goal
How ridiculous? Well, you just watched soccer. THAT's how ridiculous.
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Fat Guy Pops Soccer Ball with his Butt
This happened immediately after he finished a speech denouncing fat stereotypes.
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Soccer Ref Takes A Dive
Those who can't play, ref, those who can't ref, still ref.
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Soccer Player's Sweating is Out of Control
In his defense, the press conference is also a police interrogation.
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Goalie Scores Awesome Goal Against Self
While it is physically possible to play soccer with your eyes closed, it's not really a good idea.
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Goalie Does the Opposite of his Job
In sports where what he did is desirable, we call that a slam dunk.
