"Speed" Video

"Very impressive, but I ordered a box of donuts."

From asdjfh55

Luckily for her, she's even faster at getting over embarrassing things.

They can go from zero to deadly car crash in three seconds flat.

From mclaren777

For people that wish Charlie Sheen's ramblings were even harder to understand.

Imagine if there were boats that could drive on land, and you could use them to get from place to place instead of walking. That'd be sweet.

At least I think it was a motorcycle. I'm pretty sure. It sounded like a motorcycle. I suppose it could have been a rocket-powered fax machine.

This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.

Cool new sport, but we would've named it wickersniffle.

Why spend $10,000 down to have the crap scared out of you?

"Best $20 million I've ever speeeeeeeeeeent..."