Picture The students of Cheldelin should all be awarded straight A's for having to deal with that faculty.
Picture "The townies across the street were selling their bikes." Well, at least they managed to spell "for" and "sale" correctly.
Picture In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book.
Picture "This is a page from Harvard's 2006 undergraduate handbook, before someone discovered the error."
Picture Texas Tech. may have beaten Texas A&M last week, but A&M-alum-with-a-mustache got the last laugh.
Picture Either this is fake, or he's not really going to Harvard. I prefer to think it's the latter.