"Sperm" Stuff

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picture And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.

picture Your sperm still can't hear you, you know.

picture After you get into Harvard, even your masturbation is worth big money.

It's funny because her husband is dead.

picture It's funny because her husband is dead.

An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.

picture An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.

His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.

picture His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.

The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

picture The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.

It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.

picture It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.

Family Feud Contestant Guesses Sperm

video Family Feud Contestant Guesses Sperm

Talk about swallowing your pride.

Sperm Bank Google Reviews

picture Sperm Bank Google Reviews

"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."

And in a perfect representation of the Circle of Life, his donations shall spawn a new generation of sperm donation enthusiasts.

picture And in a perfect representation of the Circle of Life, his donations shall spawn a new generation of sperm donation enthusiasts.

In other news, author funny last name! Author funny last name!

picture In other news, author funny last name! Author funny last name!

Sperm Jeans

picture Sperm Jeans

Dude, I think you have a stain on your pants.

Filthy CAPTCHA

picture Filthy CAPTCHA

It says "His Perm" people. Calm down.

Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation

picture Sperm Donation VS Blood Donation

Either way it's a real win for bodily fluid.

picture Shoe Sperm Logo

Their motto is "See Men Run"

Gross Thai Glasses Commercial

video Gross Thai Glasses Commercial

Now I want to unsee what I just saw. Paradox.

The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer.

picture The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer.

Navy Water Polo Team's Halloween costume: We all wore Speedos and used body paint to make ourselves sperm and an egg... we ran through the dining hall screaming "I don't want to be a zygote!"

picture Navy Water Polo Team's Halloween costume: We all wore Speedos and used body paint to make ourselves sperm and an egg... we ran through the dining hall screaming "I don't want to be a zygote!"

You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!

picture You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!

If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.

picture If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.

Spermies...Does A Body Good!

picture Spermies...Does A Body Good!

picture Super Sperm

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