Picture And in a perfect representation of the Circle of Life, his donations shall spawn a new generation of sperm donation enthusiasts.
Picture It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
Picture His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.
Picture An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.