Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
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His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.
The History channel really stepped up their ratings when they added soft-core porn.
Game: Spermrider. You won't find a better cowboy-riding-giant-sperm-attacking-city game. That's a promise!
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.
Admit it, you've thought about it
And to think, I could have been getting tickets all these years instead of just ruining socks
It's not a big deal, but we did say white gloves everybody. You three are out.
After you get into Harvard, even your masturbation is worth big money.
Your sperm still can't hear you, you know.
The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer.
You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!
Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation.
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