Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You heard Spider-Man, let her go.
Venom got you down?
Other Things I Would Like To See Black-Suit Peter Parker Do
"Please put up for my Buddy Zach in Iraq who helped build it. It will give him a reminder of whats waiting for him in March when he returns."
The Green Goblin hit him with some knockout gas!
That's Dr. Octopus! I didn't go to medical school for ten years to be Mr. Octopus.
"My roommate and I went as Batman and Aquaman. We discovered Superman and Wonder Woman later on at the bar. Spider-man jumped into the picture at the last minute."
Halloween is the only night you'll see Spider-man gambling on illegal cockfighting.
Parker!? Spider-Man is Peter Parker?
Just being a giant nerd does not make you Peter Parker.
Aquaman in disguise.
They've noticed us. Back away slowly, so as not to alarm them.
"And she said her husband was out of town."
Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
The worst part about being Spider-man in college is keeping your secret identity hidden from your randomly assigned room mate.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.