Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Congrats dude, you outsmarted the squirrel.
Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
Now where did I bury those nuts?
"Squirrels + Weed = 4 hours of fun." I double checked your math, and it's correct.
"So, up in Montreal my friend thought it would be fun to pet a squrrel... it promptly bit him." ALVIN!
Can I keep him?
How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.
Hey, close the door and give a guy some privacy, would ya!
"You got squirrl'd"
"It's cold at West Point."
Only in college.
Squirrels often forget where they bury their nuts.
In our school's newspaper (Univerity of South Carolina). Gotta Love it
"Squirrels are so cute...except when you get pranked with a dead one in your drawer."
"Right in front of the White House last weekend a bike cop had this little run in with a squirl, I named him Timmy"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.