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Jake and Amir
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New extreme sport - laying down at the park and covering yourself in bread crumbs.
Did you guys spray paint a dead animal?
"The squirrel stayed in that position for 9 months!"
"Fried squirrel, hanging by his teeth."
You know what I could really go for right now? Some nuts. Oh, and segregation.
"Mumified squirel found in the crawlspace under our house."
That's kinky, I gotta try that.
Hang in there!
Do you guys remember where I put my other cigarettes?
Where did I bury my nuts... you know what, forget it, I'm taking the day off.
Congrats dude, you outsmarted the squirrel.
Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
Now where did I bury those nuts?
"Squirrels + Weed = 4 hours of fun." I double checked your math, and it's correct.
"So, up in Montreal my friend thought it would be fun to pet a squrrel... it promptly bit him." ALVIN!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.