CollegeHumor: Starbucks

Even More Super Secret Menus

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:48:18 -0400

Starbucks recently leaked their “Secret Menu,” but the rabbit hole goes much deeper. We got a hold of their Secret Secret menu, plus the secret items of other fast food giants. Try these out, and let us know how it goes!

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Angry Barista

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:44:29 -0500

It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.

Starbucks CEO Revenge

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:18:37 -0500

He's pooping it forward.

Tiny Starbucks Cup

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:36:53 -0400

The water may be free, but looking like an idiot is priceless.

Racist Starbucks

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:16:45 -0400

I like my men how I like my coffee. Racist.

Guy Turns Starbucks into Personal Office

Wed, 18 May 2011 16:05:47 -0400

You need a venti set of beans to try and pull that off.

Weird, Boring Guy Visits 10,000th Starbucks

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:47:27 -0500

Man, it's like there are boring guys on every street these days.

Untitled 7

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 11:16:55 -0500

"Hey, I asked for black, not this cream covered latte crap."

Untitled 8

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:45:21 -0400

Pedobear will take a caramel macchiato, kid size.

A venti dose of truth

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:50:22 -0400

A field guide to Wifi users at Starbucks.

Untitled 10

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:37:01 -0400

Who wants to pay $18.95 for a large pizza when they can get coffee for under 6 bucks?

Untitled 11

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:30:19 -0400

This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.

starbucks closing 500 stores

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:59:45 -0400

my thoughts on starbucks announcing "mass" store closure

Showalter Stand-Up

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:55 -0500

A few minutes from Michael Showalter's new stand-up CD, Sandwiches & Cats.

Untitled 14

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:12:08 -0400

In your face, Starbucks!

171 Starbucks

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:13:48 -0400

Comedian/Filmmaker Mark Malkoff attempts to visit all 171 Starbucks stores in Manhattan in one day.

Untitled 16

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:48:14 -0500

HANK!

Untitled 17

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:00:00 -0500

seeing as how there's a starbucks on every corner here in new york city, i felt this was appropriate...

Untitled 18

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 00:00:00 -0400

"Starbucks Frappachino Bubbler: If you can sell it, I can smoke with it..."

Untitled 19

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 00:00:00 -0500

Life discovered on Mars!