Slingshotting eggs into a middle school? Classic Riff Raff!
He was a calculator, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? Probably not. Still, what a magical night a girl who knows her calculus.
You should hear his take on Hansel and Gretel. Harrowing.
Luckily that's the only negative side effect of cocaine.
A classic "Aesop's overly-specific-and-creepy-uncle's Fables"
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.