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Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom.
Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.
Fell asleep on the sun.
Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus?
"Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday."
Now if you can just stand still for an hour or two, she'll have a hilarious tan.
The contrast between his teeth and his skin is remarkable. He's like the Cheshire Cat.
"Roommate got his teeth pulled and passed out on the beach."
Guys, thanks for at least leaving me in the sun so I could finish my tan.
I noticed the problem in late June, and gave up on caring by July.
That's what you get for dressing up as the Karate Kid and going to the beach.
As a general rule, the fatter the guy the funnier the prank.
When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
A dude with a mean suntan and child-bearing hips.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.