Tag: Suntan (Page 2)

Guys, thanks for at least leaving me in the sun so I could finish my tan. Picture Guys, thanks for at least leaving me in the sun so I could finish my tan.
I noticed the problem in late June, and gave up on caring by July. Picture I noticed the problem in late June, and gave up on caring by July.
That's what you get for dressing up as the Karate Kid and going to the beach. Picture That's what you get for dressing up as the Karate Kid and going to the beach.
As a general rule, the fatter the guy the funnier the prank. Picture As a general rule, the fatter the guy the funnier the prank.
When I die, that's how I want to be buried. Picture When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
A dude with a mean suntan and child-bearing hips. Picture A dude with a mean suntan and child-bearing hips.
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I'd rather turn red than blue. Picture I'd rather turn red than blue.
How about something more original, like "kick me." Picture How about something more original, like "kick me."
I guess he didn't show off his tattoo for the rest of the week. Picture I guess he didn't show off his tattoo for the rest of the week.
That'll ruin your spring break. Picture That'll ruin your spring break.
Maybe I'll just tell me people I'm N-Man. Picture Maybe I'll just tell me people I'm N-Man.
'What should we write?''There's no time, just write anything!' Picture 'What should we write?''There's no time, just write anything!'
Either she passed out on the beach or she's been wading in purple ink. Picture Either she passed out on the beach or she's been wading in purple ink.
It Came From Planet Tan Lines! Picture It Came From Planet Tan Lines!
Shamed by the sun. Picture Shamed by the sun.
In sporting news, skins came prepared for their epic match against the shirts this weekend. Picture In sporting news, skins came prepared for their epic match against the shirts this weekend.
Perry Bible Fellowship #186 - Cover Blown. Picture Perry Bible Fellowship #186 - Cover Blown.
Well, there goes vacation. Picture Well, there goes vacation.
Nice shaming, but please buy a real bathing suit. Picture Nice shaming, but please buy a real bathing suit.
"Now I have five bars everywhere I go." Picture "Now I have five bars everywhere I go."
"This is what happens when a freshman passes out at a beach party." If he does something like this within days of arrival, imagine what the next four years have in store for him. Picture "This is what happens when a freshman passes out at a beach party." If he does something like this within days of arrival, imagine what the next four years have in store for him.
No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself. Picture No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself.
Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so. Picture Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so.