Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
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"Now I have five bars everywhere I go."
"This is what happens when a freshman passes out at a beach party." If he does something like this within days of arrival, imagine what the next four years have in store for him.
No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself.
Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so.
"NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS.
Lindsay Lohan, after apparently rolling around in a bathtub of cheet-o dust. Bonus sideboob. See you guys at the midnight showing of Herbie: Fully Loaded.
That's what you get for passing out from noon till five.
A nice, even base tan.
"I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross)
"Is there room for me?"
What, you couldn't improvise pubes?
That's gonna look sweet when it starts to peel.
Police Academy 5 style shaming (the true shame is mine for making a Police Academy 5 joke)
Sunbathing in Syracuse
I said that you's a ho!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.