Tag: Suntan

Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows! Picture Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows!
If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites. Picture If flushes all the water out've the toilet and a 8,000 watt bulb ignites.
They plump when you cook 'em. Picture They plump when you cook 'em.
"Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." Picture "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray."
He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. Picture He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen.
The perfect opportunity to push her in the pool. Picture The perfect opportunity to push her in the pool.
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Now you don't have to go outside to look this good! Picture Now you don't have to go outside to look this good!
"It's still there 10 months later." Picture "It's still there 10 months later."
So cool. Picture So cool.
Know what you need? Some time in the freezer. Picture Know what you need? Some time in the freezer.
Great Dr. Zoidberg costume. Picture Great Dr. Zoidberg costume.
"I trusted a friend to give me a sun tan jersey saying Dempsey with the number 8." Picture "I trusted a friend to give me a sun tan jersey saying Dempsey with the number 8."
That's what you get for being awesome. Picture That's what you get for being awesome.
Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner! Picture Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom. Picture An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom.
Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me. Picture Passed out in a pool, sounds safe to me.
Fell asleep on the sun. Picture Fell asleep on the sun.
Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus? Picture Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus?
SuperTan. Picture SuperTan.
"Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday." Picture "Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday."
Now if you can just stand still for an hour or two, she'll have a hilarious tan. Picture Now if you can just stand still for an hour or two, she'll have a hilarious tan.
The contrast between his teeth and his skin is remarkable. He's like the Cheshire Cat. Picture The contrast between his teeth and his skin is remarkable. He's like the Cheshire Cat.
"Roommate got his teeth pulled and passed out on the beach." Picture "Roommate got his teeth pulled and passed out on the beach."