ME: Hey… listen, I'm really sorry I kept trying to hit on your friend last night when her boyfriend was out of the room. I was really drunk.

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It beats Adam West's portrayal back in 1000 B.C. It tops George Clooney's hard nipple bat suit and it damn sure beats Christian Bale's "on the toilet after eating Chipotle" Batman voice.

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Marks: Mr. Fox, we're bleeding money.

Dixon: Same with Wayne Import/Export. Shipping is way down, what with the huge cuts in consumer spending.

Lee: And Wayne Steel, Mr. Fox. No one's building anything; we can't afford to be producing at pre-recessionary levels anymore!
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