"Swimming" Video

He got the gold. She got the diamond. They're both winners.

From USASwimmingOrg

If they're so good, why aren't they in the Pool NBA?

From dcrnjaka

To keep it a secret, they have to kill each pool attendant when they're done cleaning.

If he wanted to get hurt, he should've just fallen in love.

From mckaw26

I can no longer honestly tell my dog he's a good dog. From now on he's an OK dog.

From JonVisc

His teammates call him Michael Failps.

Looks like another summer of working as a fry cook for Rex.

Guess he couldn't bear the heat.

This is headed for disaster--it's been less than an hour since he air ate.

What an idiot, he thinks they can afford a pool. They don't even have central air.

He said he'd rather die than not set a new record and, luckily, those were the only two possible outcomes.

With friends like that, who needs diving boards?

I can't even imagine what skiing in Norway must be like.

I might be worried if she didn't have a certificate proving she's mastered the egg float.

"You're gonna need a bigger pizza."

Hide yo fish, hide yo wife.

In a kiddie pool, with the help of an adult human, just like in the wild.

They're going to need a bigger skimmer.

An excerpt from Reservoir Dogs 2: the Big Swim. Rob Schneider is the voice of the dog.

i remember Aquatic Ruin Zone being more dangerous than this.