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via Douglas Owen July 12, 2013
Take notes, internet nerds.
via Adam BC July 1, 2013
That Michael Phelps guy? Never heard of him.
via Laugh2LiveTV June 28, 2013
I'm more of, like, a pool lifeguard.
via hardhatarea April 4, 2013
Hey, whatever it takes to keep him away from his t-shirt.
via cpugs7 April 3, 2013
Well, young man, you can do the backstroke straight to MY OFFICE!!
From CH Staff on February 12, 2013
It's love at first bite. Our new series for the Nintendo 3DS!
via G4SportsNews October 10, 2012
Eating all of the Subway finally paid off, he's succeeded in something your dad actually cares about.
via earthtouch August 7, 2012
Once these two species team up, it's all over for sadness.
From xBobbyChicagox on July 31, 2012
Do you have what Spitz takes?
From MrBuya11 on June 25, 2012
That is, if you think you can handle it. You probably can.
April 11, 2012
Exercising with a ferocious animal is great for that delicious, delicious heart of yours.
March 29, 2012
The key is to never wait fifteen minutes before eating something else.
From USASwimmingOrg on February 14, 2012
He got the gold. She got the diamond. They're both winners.
From dcrnjaka on January 3, 2012
If they're so good, why aren't they in the Pool NBA?
December 29, 2011
To keep it a secret, they have to kill each pool attendant when they're done cleaning.
From mckaw26 on September 22, 2011
If he wanted to get hurt, he should've just fallen in love.
From JonVisc on August 11, 2011
I can no longer honestly tell my dog he's a good dog. From now on he's an OK dog.
August 2, 2011
His teammates call him Michael Failps.
July 26, 2011
Looks like another summer of working as a fry cook for Rex.
June 15, 2011
Guess he couldn't bear the heat.
June 5, 2011
This is headed for disaster--it's been less than an hour since he air ate.
June 1, 2011
What an idiot, he thinks they can afford a pool. They don't even have central air.
March 21, 2011
He said he'd rather die than not set a new record and, luckily, those were the only two possible outcomes.
February 12, 2011
With friends like that, who needs diving boards?