Lifelong Virgin: 20
Finally children's shows are teaching kids what they need to know.
See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss.
Shane Victorino is a pusssssaaay.
It was that or a Coldplay shirt.
Some people are Gandalf. Get over it!
His t-shirt should be submitted as evidence.
Wait, you mean you're not enthralled with the lecture on Data Structures and Algorithms?
Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.
Brock from Pokemon's all growed up.
Is there any better way to tell your parents you're gay? Probably.
Her body is a candy land.
If that's Goliath that must make this shirt-tearing badboy David.
Unfortunately they finished dead last in intramurals.
Someone found daddy's secret (peanut butter) stash.
Just say no (I've already got some, but I'll check back with you in an hour).
"I'm sorry sir, we're still going to have to arrest you for swearing."
"Yo yo yo you best clean that room up before I gotta busta cap."
Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.
Obviously in a severe stage of Dementia. She has no idea where she is.