Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
St Paddy's Day Cop
That's one way to draw blood.
It usually gets stuck at 99.9%, which means he's constantly seeping out a fart over the course of 4 hours.
The original birth control.
"Flowers and chocolate? I thought you loved me, jerk!"
"Heyy kids wanna go for a ride?"
There's more to life than memes the eye.
His estranged girlfriend from elementary school left a super weird message. Just keep jabbing him in the back 'til the comments drop down.
The things I'd do to her, however, are in several states. The lame states.
Lifelong Virgin: 20
Finally children's shows are teaching kids what they need to know.
See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss.
Shane Victorino is a pusssssaaay.
It was that or a Coldplay shirt.
Some people are Gandalf. Get over it!
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Don't ask me again.