CollegeHumor: Target

Mom Target Fail

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:16:26 -0500

Mother knows best.

Granny Drags Kid Through Store with Scooter

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:10:31 -0400

What a bunch of rascals.

Drinking Windex at Target Prank

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:44:37 -0400

The real prank is that he bought it at Wal-Mart.

Sarah Jessica Parker Ceramic

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 13:36:52 -0500

$24.99? That's insulting.

Black Friday Shopping Prank

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:22:09 -0500

If it doesn't exist, it's free.

Biography Shopping at Target

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:48:47 -0400

Great minds have books about them displayed at Target alike.

Working Lego Sniper Rifle

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:57:59 -0400

Blocked and loaded.

Untitled 7

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:52:14 -0400

It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall.

Untitled 8

Sun, 17 May 2009 15:55:47 -0400

I don't know what's worse about this picture. Is it that there's a "that guy" or that they're actually taking a picture in Target?

This is the most exciting thing to happen at Target ever

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:36:39 -0400

Truck spills load of shopping carts

Untitled 10

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:57:22 -0400

Great, and I'll also take whatever computer Asian kids use.

Awesome Bedding for an Awesome Dude

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:05:43 -0400

This is it. This is the perfect bedding to get for my dorm room. It's classy. It's comfortable. It's black. It's satin. It's satin. It's satin. Did I just say that three times? God I'm excited. Everyone thinks they're so creative for getting denim or t-shirt material bedding, but they're all just fools. That stuff is still just a variation of cotton-based synthetics. It's a known fact that every cotton-based synthetic wishes it were a bad-ass piece of jet black satin. I can't believe I found this in the clearance bin at Target. Sweet, when I get this bedding on my mattress I'm going to be classy enough to start pronouncing it Tar-Jay, like I'm French or something. And then girls are going to think I'm French. I can't remember if being French is popular, but with sheets like this, who gives a f*ck.
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The Mother from

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:25:56 -0400

Hi. I hate to be a bother, but yesterday I purchased this long-tailed mockingbird, and it wasn’t quite what I expected. No, it doesn’t sing at all. So, if it’s not too much of a hassle, I guess I’ll make an even exchange for the next best thing – this 4-karat diamond ring. Oh, yes, I can pay the additional $52,400. He’s a very picky baby.
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Untitled 13

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:57:57 -0500

"Some homeless guy wandered into our cafeteria and for some reason had a target spray painted on his ass."

Untitled 14

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:27:06 -0500

You're never too old to be immature.

Untitled 15

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:33:18 -0500

"Probably a good thing Target doesn't have a dentist's office like Sears."

Untitled 16

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:18:10 -0500

Bad news - "the man" found out about beer pong.

Untitled 17

Thu, 04 May 2006 22:26:24 -0400

I'll take a dozen.

Untitled 18

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:31:32 -0500

Even an anal bead enthusiast would admit this is just silly.

Untitled 19

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 17:22:53 -0500

"I hope Target still sells these when I have kids."