Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
It's like your ass has a bouncer.
Real men go clay shooting.
Only problem is everyone keeps jumping on my feet.
"It looks like a cool tatoo ... until you go to prison."
In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.
This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.
Well, I guess we don't need to have that "worst tattoo" contest after all.
If it's crazy to drink a bunch of forties and then tattoo myself with a red hot e-string then yes, I'm crazy.
In case you need to stay awake while you're poked with a needle a hundred times a second.
Happy Black History Month everybody!
In the New Jersey/Pennsylvania area, Wawa's kind of like 7-11, except it's more fun to say when you're drunk.
Any nerd worth his Simpsons figurines can tell you what a Black Lotus is and what makes it so nerdy.
Doesn't matter what they look like now - anyone that's been a townie for 50 years will know how to handle a beer bong.
In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."
"This tattoo is actually for my younger brother (who is a marine), whose nickname is the manwich. I got it for him the day before he left for Iraq. He loves it. Also, my parents were present for the tattooing."
Grade F meat.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.