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September 22, 2010
September 21, 2010
I don't know if he's depressed, but I'm depressed for him.
September 3, 2010
They wanted to make it clear that the thing they're not going to stop believin' in is not Jesus.
August 20, 2010
The Snazzy Napper makes napping with dignity a thing of the past.
Three instrumental wizards lay down an interpretation of "Sweet Child o' Mine" so beautiful it surpasses the Grand Canyon in all it's majesty. Rocktastic!
They say that Satan himself built this vending machine from screws of the damned and plastic molded by only the most cursed of factory workers.
August 11, 2010
The lawsuit they're going to get from Marvel will cost a thousand times more than the special effects.
August 6, 2010
University of Georgia made this orientation video to let incoming freshman know that they've made a mistake.
August 4, 2010
"Meet me on Facebook" by Bangs is good example of why Facebook needs a dislike button.
July 28, 2010
Hotel Rwanda doesn't count because it's technically a drama.
July 9, 2010
Nice try, Mike, but Smashmouth has got my vote in district 19.
June 28, 2010
They must have exploded her brain with their hot licks.
June 25, 2010
Better that she's spending her time on TV than cavorting with boys I suppose.
July 25, 2011
I'm already hearing Oscar whispers for Booboo Stewart.
August 4, 2011
He didn't even get upside-down enough to properly injure himself.
June 18, 2010
They tried to kidnap our John Travolta a couple years back, so we told them "Get your own John Travolta!" And they did.
June 2, 2010
If Star Wars Kid and this girl had a baby, he would be terribly embarrassed by his parents.
May 14, 2010
When God created music, this is what he had in mind, the mustache and everything.
April 27, 2010
Demonic clowns can go to Julliard too.
April 23, 2010
Their music speaks to me. It tells me to stop listening to Creed.