"Professor, my test already has the answers"
It's all in your head.
Get used to spelling it; it's going to be a big part of your life.
Alex, no, don't bring the dark lord back.
Oh, Mr. Johanson, how cynical earth science has made you.
This seems like a trick question.
I never wanted to be a mathematician. I wanted to be an artist.
Nice test question, Einstein.
Forget Tani, I need info on Jack, dammit!
This note made you lose points.
Unless, of course, the answers are written inside of the folders.
Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman's body.
He always Haddaway with words.
The best opening to an optometrist appointment of all time.
Give that cracker partial credit.
Ahmadinejad: the high school years.