Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Horse in traffic
Better than punching.
I'll try the General Tso's Roadkill.
We're going to Vegas baby!
A playa is someone who plays for love of the game.
We told you it was too shallow to dive in.
"I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas"
Texas cornbread manufacturers don't have time to be politically correct!
"Only in Texas!!!" You said it.
No, go the other way!
Jesus Would Drive a Buick.
"I think it explains itself."
This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat.
"Things are bigger in texas.... this is a Ford 650 limo..... only one in the world... need a step ladder to get in it..."
"Its always bigger in TEXAS."
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