Tag: Texas (Page 2)

A playa is someone who plays for love of the game. Picture A playa is someone who plays for love of the game.
We told you it was too shallow to dive in. Picture We told you it was too shallow to dive in.
"I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas" Picture "I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas"
Texas cornbread manufacturers don't have time to be politically correct! Picture Texas cornbread manufacturers don't have time to be politically correct!
Boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime (nudity) Picture Boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime (nudity)
"Only in Texas!!!" You said it. Picture "Only in Texas!!!" You said it.
No, go the other way! Picture No, go the other way!
Jesus Would Drive a Buick. Picture Jesus Would Drive a Buick.
"I think it explains itself." Picture "I think it explains itself."
This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat. Picture This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat.
"Things are bigger in texas.... this is a Ford 650 limo..... only one in the world... need a step ladder to get in it..." Picture "Things are bigger in texas.... this is a Ford 650 limo..... only one in the world... need a step ladder to get in it..."
"Its always bigger in TEXAS." Picture "Its always bigger in TEXAS."
car with legos on it Picture car with legos on it
Red Neck Hearse in Dallas, Texas Picture Red Neck Hearse in Dallas, Texas
"Luke Wilson and a flock of hotties down here in Austin, Texas...he ended up getting drilled with us" Picture "Luke Wilson and a flock of hotties down here in Austin, Texas...he ended up getting drilled with us"
"On my way from school in Lubbock to Houston..." Picture "On my way from school in Lubbock to Houston..."
Girls at Kansas State love Texas (Hot) Picture Girls at Kansas State love Texas (Hot)
"I was dragged to a wedding in Texas...How white trash is the grooms cake?" Picture "I was dragged to a wedding in Texas...How white trash is the grooms cake?"
"House in Lubbock, TX painted by the owners to protest the rule against no more than 2 unrelated people living in a singly family residence." Picture "House in Lubbock, TX painted by the owners to protest the rule against no more than 2 unrelated people living in a singly family residence."
"My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes." Picture "My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes."
"No, we didn't move them. God Bless Texas." Picture "No, we didn't move them. God Bless Texas."
texasradar.jpg: the caption Picture texasradar.jpg: the caption
"Attention pedophiles: Arlington is the place for you." Picture "Attention pedophiles: Arlington is the place for you."
GW Bush gettin back to his roots Picture GW Bush gettin back to his roots