Picture "I got this from a buddy back home in an email entitled 'If you thought you were missin Texas"
Picture This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat.
Picture "Things are bigger in texas.... this is a Ford 650 limo..... only one in the world... need a step ladder to get in it..."
Picture "Luke Wilson and a flock of hotties down here in Austin, Texas...he ended up getting drilled with us"
Picture "House in Lubbock, TX painted by the owners to protest the rule against no more than 2 unrelated people living in a singly family residence."
Picture "My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes."