Kanye West has had a big week. First, his wife Kim Kardashian gives birth to baby Kaidence Donda West, then his much anticipated album Yeezus finally hits stores. But even after all the success and respect he's earned, people still get his name wrong, a phenomenon he described years ago in "Diamonds From Sierra Leone": "I'm Kanye, but some of my plaques, they still say 'Kayne.'" But you know, sometimes it's plaques, and sometimes it's grade-A Twidiots. Yeezus save us.

...]]> /article/6895715 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6895715/how-to-be-unique-while-posting-the-same-bullshit-as-everyone-else Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:07:14 -0400 Uh oh! Looks like something online is going viral and EVERYONE'S talking about it. If you don't post it, you'll look like you're out of the loop, but if you do post it, you'll seem like you're JUST LIKE everyone else instead of COOLER THAN them. Use these handy tips to share that content while asserting your own individuality.

Now, I know it's hard to choose a favorite leaping giant. There are just so many — all of them great. And I know what you're thinking: Gheorghe Mureșan is certainly everyone's favorite. The man is a treasure on the court AND on the silver screen. How could anyone be better than the titular star of My Giant? By being Jeff Withey, that's how. Sorry Gheorghe!

In the wake of the revelation that the NSA has been indiscriminately seizing phone records (and quite possibly much more), many Americans are furious. As they should be… just… at the NSA. Not… at NASA. Because they are entirely different governmental organizations. Take note, Tweeps.

...]]> /article/6893914 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6893914/5-more-interesting-ways-to-announce-your-pregnancy-on-facebook Fri, 31 May 2013 12:55:16 -0400 Everyone knows that Facebook is where your friends and family want to learn that you're pregnant, but you need to break the baby news in a creative way if you want people to really take notice. If you're pregnant and you are still looking for a new and exciting way to make your announcement, look no further.

1. Draw a Picture

Posting your sonogram or a picture of baby shoes with your due date is okay, but it lacks a personal touch. If you have a knack for the fine arts, put those skills to use to make your big future-baby announcement.

...]]> /article/6895471 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6895471/promoter-event Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:56:13 -0400

]]> /article/6894598 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6894598/you-suck-because-i-have-more-followers-than-you Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:37:41 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

In the esteemed tradition of speech and debate, there are many different strategies of logical argument that have proven effective. Comparing your number of Twitters, however, is not one of them. Unless you have like less than two hundred followers, in which case you lose at life, duh.

...]]> /article/6894514 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6894514/if-all-news-sites-worked-like-buzzfeed Tue, 04 Jun 2013 12:21:38 -0400

...]]> /article/6894204 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6894204/it-seems-some-people-are-a-little-upset-about-game-of-thrones Mon, 03 Jun 2013 09:47:05 -0400 People have flocked to Twitter to air their complaints about Game of Thrones, and TheRedWedding (@RedWeddingTears) has been collecting every whine, bitch, and moan from viewers who didn't like how things turned out. Here's a small taste of some of the reactions, but be sure to check out TheRedWedding to see all the rest:

/article/6890223 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890223/the-6-people-you-need-to-unfriend-on-facebook Tue, 14 May 2013 22:00:20 -0400 There comes a time when every person realizes that somewhere along the line, they irresponsibly stopped paying attention to the friend requests they were sending and accepting. At that moment you start to realize how many of your Facebook "friends" you actually want to punch in the face. You're then faced with two options: Option A – track down every person you feel is wronging you somehow on Facebook and punch them in the face. Option B – "The Purge."

"The Purge" involves going through your list of Facebook friends and "unfriending" all those you feel bring nothing good to the table.

It would be prudent for you to begin with the following people:

...]]> /article/6893463 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6893463/should-you-end-your-e-mail-with-an-exclamation-point Wed, 29 May 2013 13:00:44 -0400

]]> /article/6893248 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6893248/twidiots-i-look-just-like-a-celebrity-right Tue, 28 May 2013 15:39:07 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Stars: they're just like us. But… not all the time. It's an important distinction.

RT if you think I look like Scarlett Johansson twitter.com/Sasha2Fierce4U…

— Sasha Schuster (@Sasha2Fierce4U) May 28, 2013

...]]> /article/6892170 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6892170/our-favorite-pieces-of-internet-2013 Fri, 24 May 2013 00:10:51 -0400 During the All Nighter we asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet (even if it was something no one else likes). In case you missed it the first time around, here's everyone's answer.

Hannah Grant's Choice

I hate the treadmill, and gyms and anything associated with moving out of my rolly chair just as much as the next sedentary person, but goddamn, after seeing fancy treadmill guy all I want to do is just EXPRESS MYSELF through the art of dance.

...]]> /article/6891593 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6891593/twidiots-your-stupid-your-wrong-and-your-an-idiot Tue, 21 May 2013 16:43:33 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Come on, guys. If you're going to call someone stupid, be sure you've got your grammar right. I mean, really. Learn you're stuff.

When your wrong, your wrong. The end.

— Amber McNeese (@AmboMARiEM) May 21, 2013

...]]> /article/6890425 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890425/the-funniest-vines-are-all-in-one-place Wed, 15 May 2013 17:45:51 -0400 There's this great YouTube Channel that's posting Vines: TheBestVines, which is where we found Bruce D's kids' show + rap mashups the other day. Watching these is like opening a can of Family Guy cut sequences — the more random the better. If you don't have the Vine app on your phone but want to enjoy some of the most popular six-second clips it has to offer, this channel is certainly worth your time, uploading 100 videos in the past week. Here's what you can expect: