Tag: The Onion

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The concept of satire has yet to reach the majority of Facebook users HotlinkThe concept of satire has yet to reach the majority of Facebook users
Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid. Picture Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid.
Muahaha [pets cat] --Mark Zuckerbeg HotlinkMuahaha [pets cat] --Mark Zuckerbeg
He puts the vice in vice president HotlinkHe puts the vice in vice president
I would actually be pretty excited to receive an iFeast HotlinkI would actually be pretty excited to receive an iFeast
Quiz: Actual Newspaper Story of Onion Headline? HotlinkQuiz: Actual Newspaper Story of Onion Headline?
For a kid, the only thing cooler than this is shooting Santa HotlinkFor a kid, the only thing cooler than this is shooting Santa
Lousy, no good, new poor people... HotlinkLousy, no good, new poor people...
"That WOULD be so weird if we dated!" Hotlink"That WOULD be so weird if we dated!"
"Girl Fight Less Sexy Than Expected" Hotlink"Girl Fight Less Sexy Than Expected"
Ford autoworkers fight for their jobs in the new reality show, Auto Warriors HotlinkFord autoworkers fight for their jobs in the new reality show, Auto Warriors
Homo Leagues standout shatters MLB's sexuality barrier by signing with the Oakland A's HotlinkHomo Leagues standout shatters MLB's sexuality barrier by signing with the Oakland A's
He just stopped by, forgave a few sins, signed a few autographs and called it a day HotlinkHe just stopped by, forgave a few sins, signed a few autographs and called it a day
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The Treasury Department is recalling all US currency HotlinkThe Treasury Department is recalling all US currency
Porn Controversy: How it's making children believe that sex is actually enjoyable HotlinkPorn Controversy: How it's making children believe that sex is actually enjoyable
Bill Bellamy joins the elite ranks of the Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame HotlinkBill Bellamy joins the elite ranks of the Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame
Hottest new video game consists solely of shooting people point-blank in the face HotlinkHottest new video game consists solely of shooting people point-blank in the face
Excitement and suspense of NCAA Tournament is nauseating to BCS officials HotlinkExcitement and suspense of NCAA Tournament is nauseating to BCS officials
A-Rod declared dead after testing positive for steroids HotlinkA-Rod declared dead after testing positive for steroids
Can average skanks keep up with the skanky standards set by reality TV? HotlinkCan average skanks keep up with the skanky standards set by reality TV?
Dog resembling Troy Polamalu dominates the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl HotlinkDog resembling Troy Polamalu dominates the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl
Giants coach Tom Coughlin feels the time is right to retire from his family and focus on football HotlinkGiants coach Tom Coughlin feels the time is right to retire from his family and focus on football