Picture The best movie marketing scheme since Carnival Cruise lines sank one of their boats right before 'Titanic' came out.
Picture "Saw it in the Simpsons, and never thought it existed until I saw it in a department store."
Picture I've been staring at it for 10 minutes, and I still don't think I got everything on this awesome beer pong table.
Picture I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
Picture "At my Fraternity, Sigma Chi at Kettering University, we turn our house into a haunted mansion for charity. I was a tour guide and I took my costume to a next level."
Picture "Please put up for my Buddy Zach in Iraq who helped build it. It will give him a reminder of whats waiting for him in March when he returns."