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			<title>Watch My Stuff Prank</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 10:50:25 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If you watch this, you are also complicit in theft and will be prosecuted as such. Just FYI.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:00:04 -0500</pubDate>
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(Also - even if you have a comprehensive, valuable, professional-level porn collection, you still have to stash it in a nondescr...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 12:34:28 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:55:30 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm always suspicious of people making large cole slaws.]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:56:44 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:44:37 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is why you don't hire addicts.]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[Upon further inspection the 15-year-old boy was actually a goat in a human costume.]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[Someone's got some pretty epic dormroom wallpaper right now though.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:01:58 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[Don't underestimate The Force... of a gun.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 12:09:59 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Remember that episode where Carlton starts carrying a gun after Will got shot? That was really, really intense.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 11:44:24 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He's not entirely worthless since it was a lemon tree and lemons market value is roughly 50 cents to a dollar. Roughly.]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hell hath no fury like a stolen burrito.]]></description>
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