"Theft" Video

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

You should see this guy garden. Total bloodbath.

"I got mugged and beat up in Brooklyn last night. After filling out a police report, I came home and made this. Yes, I was really just beat up."

This is why you need pants with a cargo pocket.

If you're being interviewed on live TV, it's your responsibility to try to fake an injury.

Who is that masked man? Did anyone see him?!