I use the Internet just because this girl does too.
    Fell asleep on the sun.
    Baby make your booty go da-da da-da!
    Thongs are essentially negative underwear.
    Gross, that's where the baby came from.
    If only they could sell that in a bottle.
    "This was at a bikini contest hosted by a radio station a few years ago. I was one of the judges. I voted for her, she still lost. After the contest, she was all pissed off, pushing through the crowd, and complaining that 'this is bullshit!"
    Maybe she's just really into Kriss Kross.
    Does this make my butt look gay?
    World's best dad?
    Spring break has no age limit.

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