Picture "I thought it would be a good idea and run across the field... unfortunately i was banned from games for the rest of the season."
Picture "Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
Picture ...so then my car got towed, and I still ended up having to pay the ticket. It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to anyone.