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Sleep Button of Doom
I usually hit it about three times and call in sick due to blood loss.
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Watch Wall Clock
You can watch the clock all you want, but it won't make time move any quicker.
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Office Timetable
"I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
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Mirror Word Clock
"That's wonderful, honey, but where is the 'snooze' button?"
