CollegeHumor: Tips

How to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:52:26 -0400

Erotic fiction is all the rage these days — and if you're anything like me, your first response to this trend is, "No thanks," and your second is, "But wait — can I cash in on that?!" Well, you are in luck! I am here to tell you that writing high-quality smut is as easy as I heard you were in high school. Tramp.

There are several important guidelines to follow when writing straight-up filthy filth for the masses. Keep these simple points in mind, and in no time at all you'll be on board the gravy train that is the growing erotic fiction market. Just don't think about the gravy too much.

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The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:09:48 -0400

Please Remember to Tip

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:21:17 -0500

It's for a good cause.

Just the Tip...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 10:46:56 -0400

C'mon, it'll feel good, promise.

Drunk Guy Leaves $100 tip. Adds total incorrectly.

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 13:39:30 -0400

Wooo! Math!

"Math" Left as Tip

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 12:22:24 -0400

Happy hour: The death of elementary school arithmetic.

Cheap Guy Blames Economy for Bad Tip

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:03:10 -0400

The jerk store called, he hasn't paid them either.

Vertical Video Syndrome PSA

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 14:22:22 -0400

Be the change you wish to see in full screen.

Every Time You Tip Justin Bieber Dies A Little

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 11:53:11 -0400

Every time you don't, Nickelback grows stronger.

Tip Of The Day

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:00:38 -0400

It really should be "cover your tip of the day."

Bathroom Stall Bro-Tip

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:20:20 -0400

Tip #26: There's no purer knowledge than that written on the bathroom stall.

How to Cool Down a Hot Car, Fast

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:04:53 -0400

The video is in Japanese, but this should world for real, American cars also.

Dog Collects Tips

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:30:08 -0400

"Sorry bub, but last time I checked a belly rub wasn't 15%."

Tips Against Bieber Fans

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 15:38:47 -0400

Tipping your bartender, the only known cure for Bieber Fever.

Survival Tips with The Naturist

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:22:09 -0400

The first step to surviving in the great outdoors is to go back inside. It's dangerous out there.

"Say if you were gonna call someone, from what number would you be calling from?"

Thu, 21 May 2009 15:40:02 -0400

Get dating tips from David Wain!

What I Learned in College

Tue, 12 May 2009 15:45:29 -0400

Ah, graduation. It seems like just days ago I was awkwardly Facebook-friending my entire Freshman class and explaining to my mom why I'd need to start taking the pill. I had high hopes for the future and knew that college was just the beginning to the awesome adventure that would be my adult life. But now -THANKS RECESSION JOB MARKET- I'll be spending my post-college days sleeping on strangers couches and my nights soliciting Midwest tourists in Times Square (mention this article for 20% off!). And so I thought I should probably use my remaining days as a college student to do something positive and share with future grads what these last four years have taught me.

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Untitled 17

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:17:41 -0400

Just your friendly neighborhood Child Services Agent.

Top 10 College Admission Tips From Cappex.com

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:01:36 -0400

Before applying to your first college you had better make sure you do it right. You might not get a second chance. Doing everything right in the college admission process is key to standing out against other college applicants. These 10 college admis...

Hitchhiking Tips

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:43:36 -0500

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Hitchhiking.