And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling Devices!
The Museum of Household Appliances must be getting desperate.
Thanks to your contribution to childhood obesity, your death will not be in vain.
Hey, he didn't get that engineering major just to live in a cold apartment.
We're predicting triple toasters for 2010.
Got a little too toasted and...
I poop toast.
"That waffle guy has nothing on my toast."
The toaster oven is broken, but I have an idea...